Before you call me anti-human in your tweets & Instagram stories -- read what I have to say.

First of all, the title rhymes and we all know, whatever rhymes -- is the truth. For example,

Now coming to my second logic, it sounds sensational. I mean c’mon guys we all love juicy, scandalous and HOT news. Be honest which of the two news channels will you watch?

My last point is -- WE ALL HATE people of Nepal, Pakistan and China because they are Nepali, Pakistani and Chinese. And coronavirus will eliminate these terrorists. We all want that unless you are from the tukde-tukde gang.

I think you are convinced by now. Thank you for reading.

In case you expected some actual-hard-proof and logic from my side and not the bullshit arguments which I had put forth, well, my answer to that is - I am just a meme page who is inspired by these news channels [who] bring in millions of Rupees home at the end of the day by the same bullshit.

Journalism is tightening up the noose around the neck of humanity and we are watching it with an adrenaline rush. Bad govt can be voted out. Fake news can be debunked.

But what do you do when the news gives you scapegoats, juicy drama and unbelievable stories that you can share on WhatsApp all day and night?

• By Ashutosh Dubey

  Follow me on Twitter: @ashutosh_c137

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